As I’m looking out my window at another soggy, gloomy day and wondering if there will be a golf season at all, I thought I’d compile a list of the things I have been doing to fill the time I would normally spend on the golf course.\u00a0 I have to say that not playing golf has been quite productive.\u00a0 So, without further ado, here is my Top Ten List:<\/p>\n
#10 – Naming and then alphabetizing all of the socks in my sock drawer.<\/p>\n
#9 – When I go to the grocery store, I buy one item and then take it out to my car and then return for the next item.\u00a0 I do this until I have completed my shopping list.<\/p>\n
#8 – Dress up in dirty, grungy clothes and go mall-walking and watch as people literally jump out of the way as I approach them.<\/p>\n
#7 – Post a ‘thumbs down’ comment to every post of everyone I know on Facebook.<\/p>\n
#6 – Doing a geneology chart for every cast member of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’.<\/p>\n
#5 – Compiling a list of all of the words that rhyme with ‘Moby Dick’.<\/p>\n
#4 – Organizing a write-in campaign to get ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’ released on DVD.<\/p>\n
#3 – Berlitz Flemish!<\/p>\n
#2 –\u00a0Noting the number of\u00a0times I can count forwards and backwards to 100 in an hour.<\/p>\n
#1 – Repeating to myself, ‘Buffalo is\u00a0 great place to live’, ‘Buffalo is\u00a0 great place to live’, ‘Buffalo is\u00a0 great place to live’…<\/p>\n
Who needs golf.\u00a0 My life is full and wonderful!!!!!<\/p>\n<\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As I’m looking out my window at another soggy, gloomy day and wondering if there will be a golf season at all, I thought I’d compile a list of the things I have been doing to fill the time I would normally spend on the golf course.\u00a0 I have to say that not playing golf […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ricos-rants"],"yoast_head":"\n