{"id":2593,"date":"2011-11-25T03:59:17","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T03:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buffalogolfer.com\/wordpress\/?p=2593"},"modified":"2011-11-25T03:59:17","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T03:59:17","slug":"stolen-holes-special-installment-i-wasnt-playing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buffalogolfer.com\/wordpress\/stolen-holes-special-installment-i-wasnt-playing\/","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Holes: Special Installment (I Wasn&#8217;t Playing!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Tuesday before Thanksgiving, on the off-chance that the Buffalo Turkey Trot would be run in less than ideal weather, I hit the Delaware Park Meadows circuit for three laps, roughly around 5.5 miles. 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